Bart Baker - Call Me Maybe Parody

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I’m watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard
Wish you’d lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face
I love your black nappy hair, and those suits that you wear
I’m wearing your underwear that I stole from your place
I’m a total psycho
Spying through a window
I’ll kill that Michelle hoe
And take over as first lady
Hi, nice to met you
I’m friggin crazy
When I kill your wife
You will marry me
Carly Rae Obama will be my new name
I’ve been your stalker since your first campaign
Whoa I don’t know you
Your friggin crazy
You look like a dude
Your eyes are lazy
And you need to stop stalking me
Your pale skin and bangs are super creepy